Fat Bottomed Girls

"Fat Bottomed Girls" is a song by Queen written by Brian May as part of the 1978 album Jazz. It was originally released as a double A-side single with "Bicycle Race".

Lyrics
Are you gonna take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out?

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Hey!

I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh

Left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny

Hey, big woman, you made a bad boy outta me

Hey hey!

I've been singin' with my band, 'cross the water, 'cross the land

I've seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way, hey

But their beauty and their style went kinda smooth after a while

Take me to them lardy ladies every time

Show 'em!

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside your red firelight

Oh, and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Hey, listen here!

Now, I got mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell ya!

Oh, but I still kept my pleasure, still got my greatest treasure

Hey, big woman, you gonna make a big man of me

Now get this!

Are (I know), you gonna take me home tonight? (please)

Oh, down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out?

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round (yeah)

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride!

Ooh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Them fat bottomed girls

(Fat bottomed girls)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Alright, ride 'em cowboy

(Fat bottomed girls)

Yes, yes!